05 June, 2009

Carlos Beltran, GO FUCK YOURSELF

After the Bucco Lumber Company put the beatdown on the other team from New York, Carlos Beltran had some comments...
"We have to find a way to play better, there's no doubt. Overall. I'm not pointing fingers at anybody. Offense, defense, pitching -- we have to find a way to play better. The reality of this is, coming here to Pittsburgh and being swept -- personally, I feel embarrassed.

"I know they're a big-league ballclub, but we're better than them," he said. "We're better than them. We know we're better than them, but we have to do something about it." (remember our buddy Bronson sounding just like this after getting shelled by the Buccos?)


FUCK YOU TOO!

Adding to Beltran's embarrassment was that the Pirates had just traded away their gayest player -- All-Star center fielder Nate McLouth -- the day before. "McLouth wasn't there and they still come out and score how many runs? Eleven? Eleven runs," he said. "So we have to play better."
Well Carlos, here is my opinion on you. Maybe if you weren't sitting out nursing your 'stomach virus' in the first two games, (which I am guessing is related to large amounts of man cum in sitting in your stomach - dripping from the back of your throat), you could have made an impact. Worry about your team and don't disrespect Pittsburgh's. Jo Jo Reyes is out till the All Star game, Mike Pelfrey gets beat up more than Mrs.Beltran, and you have a Pirate castaway (Perez) who blows. You have your own problems. You can't beat Philly, really - PHILADELPHIA. The World PHUCKING Champions, how gay is that? All because the better team, the METS, always choke. In big games, on big dicks - you choke. I hate the METS.





oh and, how about those BUCCOS?

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