Go to Hell

From the P-G's Empty Netters blog...word has been received that Pens forward Miroslav Satan will be a healthy scratch for this evening's game against the Tampa Bay Lightning. Satan was signed this offseason to be a scoring option on Sidney Crosby's line, and while he has shown flashes of offensive productivity, he has been somewhat invisible during the Pens' two-month slump.

With Tyler Kennedy coming back from his one game suspension and Luca Caputi's impressive NHL debut last night, someone has to sit, and what better way to get the message across to Satan that he needs to produce than planting his ass in the press box. Hopefully this gives him the kick-start he needs to finish well down the stretch, or better yet, it's a precursor to Ray Shero dumping his contract on someone else and using the money for reinforcements.