04 May, 2009

One Man Team

Its been a while since I've blogged and to all my legions of fans I apologize, but I'm back in the hizzzoussse. I just got done throwing up after that disgusting performance by the Pens. I mean seriously if your name isn't Crosby and you play for the Penguins, hang yourself. Sidney Crosby has been absolutely outstanding since the beginning of the playoffs, but this series he is playing out of his mind. Where in the hell has the rest of this team gone? Malkin for whatever reason when they play the Capitals, or more so Ovechkin, just seems to disappear like a little kid hiding so he doesn't get his lunch money stolen by the local bully. Maybe he is a little timid after all those runs Ovechkin took at him the last couple of years but sooner or later he is going to have to stand up for himself. If anyone has seen Peter Sykora please alert the local authorities because there is no way the guy in that jersey is Sykora. Dupuis sucks has all year, Cooke is a fucking idiot... proof being the PP he gave Washington on Saturday to make it a 5 on 3, Rob Scuderi has more goals than most of the team. Point is if the Pens plan on winning a Stanley Cup they better start playing with some desperation/heart/desire whatever it is that you want to call it. Sid is a great player but he can not continue to have to carry this team on his own sheer will. Granted there were a few goals that I believe he should of scored, and I'm sure he does as well, but there is no way you can blame this guy for any of these losses.

COUPLE OF QUICK HITS HERE

- Matt Capps blew a save again tonight. That isn't really surprising to me considering he throws too many pitches over the plate. They say he can put the ball anywhere he wants that his command is that good but I don't see it. I watched the game Saturday night and he was terrible then follows up that with another lousy performance. Also its being reported that he was seen laughing with the umpire following his debacle on the way to the dugout. If that is true the Pirates should suspend him for a month with no pay.

-Larry Foote was officially released today...and it couldn't have come soon enough for BGK. I hate this guy more than any other Steeler ever. Quite possible the single most over-rated player on the Steeler D. Good riddance pal enjoy the shit hole that is Detroit and the Doughboys. I mean seriously who wins 2 Superbowl's and wants to play for the Lions?

-Brett Favre the legendary Jets QB just won't go way. After retiring yet again he asked the Jets for his release so that he could "retire a Green Bay Packer". Good one Brett see you in Minnesota next year.

-Oliver Perez the former Pirates phenom and current Met nightmare balked at the clubs suggestion that he take his train wreck of a career to the minors and try to solve his problems. His ERA is just a little less than the 12 MILLION the Mets pay him per year.

-Alex Rodriguez was on steroids.

-Carlos Lee is still too fat for baseball.

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