February 10th is a big day for sports birthdays. Everyone from golfer Greg Norman [1955], Michael Phelps Sr. (sorry, Mark Spitz) [1950], baseball stars Lenny Dykstra[1963] and Lance Berkman [1976], American footballers "Moose" Daryl Johnston [1966] and Ty Law [1974], Pwhallstrom fantasy hockey flop Mike Ribeiro [1980] and even former pro wrestler Louie Spiccoli [1971].
Happy Birthday Stud.February 10th is a also a big day around these parts...it's the birthday of our own 6th Ward. Our boy Stynch is now halfway to 50, and three-quarters of the way to coming out of the closet. To mark the occasion, I found some gifts for the 6th Ward Nation...
Red Sox pasties makes hatefucking that much easier.
A sweet Dave Matthews Band soccer jersey. 
A Michael Phelps "Go for the Gold" bong.
Self-explanatory.
A hand-stitched Red Sox pillow, something to lay your head upon and cry into after another devastating Buccos loss.
The return of an old friend.
