February 10th is a big day for sports birthdays. Everyone from golfer Greg Norman [1955], Michael Phelps Sr. (sorry, Mark Spitz) [1950], baseball stars Lenny Dykstra[1963] and Lance Berkman [1976], American footballers "Moose" Daryl Johnston [1966] and Ty Law [1974], Pwhallstrom fantasy hockey flop Mike Ribeiro [1980] and even former pro wrestler Louie Spiccoli [1971].
Happy Birthday Stud.February 10th is a also a big day around these parts...it's the birthday of our own 6th Ward. Our boy Stynch is now halfway to 50, and three-quarters of the way to coming out of the closet. To mark the occasion, I found some gifts for the 6th Ward Nation...
Red Sox pasties makes hatefucking that much easier.
A sweet Dave Matthews Band soccer jersey. 
A Michael Phelps "Go for the Gold" bong.
Self-explanatory.
A hand-stitched Red Sox pillow, something to lay your head upon and cry into after another devastating Buccos loss.
The return of an old friend.
happy birthday queer
ReplyDelete3/4 out of the closet? But I saw Stinch's cock 5/6 of the way in Pat's ass. Is it less gay to give or receive?
ReplyDeleteIf by "Pat" you mean Pwhallstrom...it was 6/6...balls deep.
ReplyDeletethis coming from the guy who has a picture of himself in a pink tin lizzy shirt that was probably bought in the juniors section at jcpenney
ReplyDeleteRiberio is an assist machine.
ReplyDelete25 years old, I have some people (and objects) I would like to thank:
The Rolling Stones, all the girls who let me fuck them with no condom (especially the ones who didn't make me pull out and didn't go preggo), the Pittsburgh Pirates for fucking up my idea of what is good baseball(I'm a fucking Royals fan too), marijuana - why didn't I find you when I was younger - like 5, Cigarettes... I just can't quit you baby, Patrick Swayzee (keep fighting Dalton), and finally - #7 for being an ELITE QB.
you forgot to thank me...every kid in latrobe grows up wanting to be me.
ReplyDelete100 bucks says the lady standing behind Red Sox pasties chick holding her shirt open is her mom. I'll bet she's proud!
ReplyDeleteanother 100 says she's underage. i could go to jail for that.
ReplyDeleteIts not nudity because of the pasties. Didn't you jerk off to those "almost nude" pix of Miley Cyrus?
ReplyDeleteyeah i have them posted on the wall in the bathroom at work. everyone thinks peer is napping when he goes in there for half hour intervals.
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