Superstar

FSN shows the same four commercials over and over again during Pens games. One of the most widely used is the Max Talbot "Superstar" ads for A & L Motors. It's time for a new one...

Hey, I'm here to pick up my BMW, I totaled it on my way home from Diesel the other night.

Here's your car Max, but there was, uh, a little problem. We found a dead stripper in the trunk.

She's dead? She wasn't dead when I put her in there. Chica Choo Choo!

It's OK Max. Here at A & L Motors we treat everyone like superstars. We have experts who have plenty of experience dealing with these types of issues.

Superstar treatment again!

Uh Max, what happened to your shirt?
I thought you said I'd get a free wax too. Superstar treatment? Wait a second...Colby, what are you doing here?

Well playing in the hockey hellhole that is Atlanta, nobody knows who I am, which makes getting endorsement deals pretty tough.

"Here at Dirty South Motors, everyone gets treated like white trash. Check out my gently used '76 Jeep Wagoneer they hooked me up with!"

A & L Motors...where we treat everyone like superstars.