11 February, 2009

Michael Michael Motorcycle

I decided to give Mike Ribeiro a belated birthday present this morning. I picked him up off waivers in my fantasy hockey league and now he's a member of the surging Semin Stains hockey team. Although he was owned in 71% of the leagues in Yahoo's fantasy hockey leagues, he was recently released in my league by a certain fake Swede who frequents this site (he will remain anonymous for fear of shame and ridicule.)
That hurt.

Sure he started off slow this season, but recently his fortunes have turned around. He put together a four point performance (2 G, 2A) on Saturday night in a 10-2 thrashing of the Rangers, increasing his totals to 49 points on the season (13 G, 39 A) and I'm expecting him to keep it up. So thank you anonymous fake Swede, Mike and I are coming to take you down.

4 comments:

  1. Mikey Mouse is a proud member of A2F'NM (Ass 2 Fucking Mouth - for those of you who don't already know).

    Pat, for letting him go - next time I'm not going balls deep on you - just the tip.

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  2. He's terrible, he just hit 122 points, the only person on my team that low is on IR ( danny briere ) He got 2g 2a on a 10-2 win ...hardly an accomplishment and nothing he will come close to repeating any time soon. He's all yours.

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  3. you're right he's all mine. i take your trash, you take mine. my trash just happened to be a concussion machine (bergeron) who's career is probably over the next time he takes a hit.

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  4. That's why he's back on waivers and I'm holding a 6-0-1 goalie instead

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