Everybody Must Get Stoned

Is there anyone out there who is sick and tired of hearing people on television and radio beating up Michael Phelps because he was pulling a few tubes? This guy is. If you want to pick apart Phelps, there are many things you can use - he's a Ravens fan, he's a Ravens fan, and um... he's a Raven's fan. Alright, I'm sure there are other things, he probably likes Dave Matthews or something - so pick on anything, but let the weed go. Poor guy, you know inside he wanted to hold a press conference to tell everyone to eat a dick, but instead he had to give a half hearted apology just to save grace with sponsors.


Does it look like pot is negatively impacting his life?

Did the dope hinder the athletic abilities of Charles Oakley, Rasheed Wallace, Santonio Holmes, Kareem Abdul Jabbar, Josh Howard or Ricky Williams? The list could go on for days. "I personally know boxers, body builders, cyclists, runners and athletes from all walks of life that train and compete with the assistance of marijuana," said WWE wrestler Rob Van Dam in an article he wrote for Cannabis Culture Magazine, "but they might not feel comfortable sharing this information."

Good enough for RVD? Good enough for me.

Josh Hamilton is a junk head (he'll be back). Dustin Pedroia's brother sucks little boy weiner. Roger Clemens is a lying piece of shit. Raw Lewis anyone? There are hundreds of athletes that need beat up and we should be focusing on them, not Phelps.

Now if you'll excuse me, I am going to... swim laps.