Two things I've just noticed...the chick on the Jim Beam commercial...I'd kill it. Repeatedly. No joke. Is there anything sexier than some hot bitch struggling to speak English? I think not...
And the second thing...I've lost all respect I had for Kurt Warner. Everyone was right, he is a clown. I tried to overlook the Jesus crap and all that shit, but he killed it for me. Disregard my Kurt Warner love fest post from a few weeks back. Without further ado...Kurt Warner "Walking it Out"...
sportscenter just ended, and now nfl live is on? wasn't the season over last week? what the fuck? what could they possibly have to talk about? oh wait, they just answered my question...BRETT FAVRE.
ReplyDeletei forgot how much i loved matthew barnaby. sean avery wishes he was 1/10 as awesome as barnaby.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOD-kyvL_J8
incredible.
I can't believe you can say anything bad about Kurt Warner after watching that Ellen clip. In your blog about sports figures not being role models you said yourself that there are too many sports figures that are jerks. The thing about Warner is that he is a genuinely good person. He should be the poster boy for the NFL. He is married and has a good relationship with his wife. They have seven kids and they teach them to be good people like they are. He has never been arrested, never been fined for a goofy celebration, never been involved in anything off the field that the league would be embarrassed about. So he did a little white guy dance on the Ellen show, so what. I'd rather see that than have him be on trial for shooting himself in the leg or something. Leave the guy alone.
ReplyDeleteps. the foreign chick is talking about me. Fat guy with a hairy back, come on!
i said i don't want athletes to be role models. i want athletes to keep it real...real stupid. strippers, drugs, cheating, guns, aids, etc. there's no place in sports for good people.
ReplyDeleteok i kid, i do like kurt warner, it was just a little too corny for my taste. i'd take kurt on my team any day. just thought of this too...with kurt being a good god-fearing christian, do you think he secretly looked down upon ellen for being a muffdiver? it is against jesus's teachings, you know.
Ellen is always eating some kinda hot pussy though? MONEY TALKS.
ReplyDeleteI was going to say his christian values shouldn't allow him near a lesbian let alone converse with one.
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