16 February, 2009

Plaxico, you are officially out of the Budweiser Hot Seat

Buffalo Bills running back Marshawn Lynch -- who just played in the Pro Bowl last week -- was arrested on Wednesday in Culver City, Cal. for allegedly packing some serious heat.

"Stop, drop - shut 'em down, open up shop. Ooohh, Noooo - thats how Ruff Ryders roll"


$35,000 later, Lynch was let go on bail. 6th Ward News was able to catch up with Lynch and he said, "You gotta pay the cost to be the boss".

When another dumbfuck professional football player gets in trouble, we'll be there.

5 comments:

  1. eh, i don't know about taking Plax off the hot seat, let's not forget...he shot HIMSELF in the foot, I mean if so then we need to make a new seat for him, that he'll be in for a long time.

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  2. his seat will be in the unemployment line. i can't wait til he pulls an ODB and tries to collect food stamps

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  3. IT FIGURES....ITS 2009 AND WE HAVE THE MOST RADICAL LEFT WING PRESIDENT EVER THAT WANTS TO DO DESTROY OUR CONSTITIONAL RIGHTS. WITH THAT BEING SAID IF YOU DONT KNOW ANY OF YOUR RITES HERE IS ONE OF THAT MIGHT SAVE YOUR LIFE ONE DAY...THE RIGHT TO KEEP AND BEAR ARMS. NOW THE UNFORTUNATE THING IS HE WAS IN CALIFORNIA WHICH AS LIBERAL AS IT GETS ABSOLUTELY NO HANDGUNS. WTF!! MY ADVICE FOR MARSHAWN,BURRESS AND ANYONE WHOSE BODY IS WORTH MILLIONS. CARRY A GUN. AND IF THERE IS A THREAT..TAKE IT OUT BEFORE THEY TAKE YOU OUT... JOIN THE NRA AND KEEP YOURSELF AND THE ONES YOU LOVE SAFE BY BEING A RESPONSIBLE GUNOWNER.

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  4. guns don't kill people. i kill people.

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  5. Webster's Dictionary defines "CONSTITIONAL" as - meaningless, no meaning.

    Your caps button was on by the way.

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