FUCK BOSTON FRIDAY

What a great morning for someone who hates the fuck out of Boston...

Carolina's Scott Walker busted towards Boston's Tim 'The Toolbox' Thomas, bunting in what was left of a shot by Ray Whitney to take game 7 and upset the Bruins. That is right, the top seeded Boston Bruins go down to the Carolina Hurricanes.

The defending champion Boston Celtics had a chance to knock off Orlando last night, but really people - did you think they would? It's Boston - they suck at everything. Glen 'Big Piece of Shit' Davis isn't going to cut it. They need to resort to last year's methods...

Everyone remembers last year when Paul Pierce threw up the "6th Ward" gang sign during the 1st round of the playoffs, hoping to scare the shit out of the competition. I guess it worked, no one wants to fuck with 6th Ward - but Paul, you are not 6th Ward. You are Boston, and that means YOU SUCK.

All the while, the Red Sox lost in 12 innings!

Red Sux manager Terry Francona was ejected by plate umpire Bill Miller in the 10th after Julio Lugo took a called strike with a 3-0 count on him. Nine Red Sox had looked at called third strikes, compared to one Angel. Quite possibly the biggest dissapointment of the game was everybody's favorite - David Ortiz. Big Papi stranded 12, leaving the bases loaded twice.

Papi's season so far:
AVG: .208
R: 14
HR: 0
RBI: 15
SB: 0

What is he waiting for? A homerun or a BUKKAKE party?

In other Boston news...

The MBTA trolley operator who investigators said was text messaging his girlfriend before a crash in Boston last week has been fired. He was probably asking her if she wanted to meet him at the bahhh for a laahhhger.

FUCK BOSTON!