Well, I have just completed my first 24 hours at the shore and one question has been on my mind all day.
HOW IN THE FUCK DID ALL THOSE WELL HUNG STALLIONS ALLOW THE CHICK TO WIN THE PREAKNESS?
Seriously. This travesty will allow women like Annika Sorrenstam and Venus Williams to think they belong in competition with the Elite men in their sports.
The horses in this race should be subject to ball-busting not unlike that experienced by Stinch at the many Alannis Morissette concerts he has attended. They should all be made geldings and forced to accompany young, wet fillies to stable with their not-so-well-hung mates that didn't make the cut and watch them copulate. I should then fix the busted ass chair I am now sitting on with glue made from their hooves.
This will make any male think twice before allowing a female to One-Up them on the field of battle again!
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i just want to thank you for officially pissing off any women who might read this blog. have another one penn.
ReplyDeleteand another thing...is it really considered a vacation when you're unemployed?
And on your laptop 90% of the time.
ReplyDeleteI' glad she won, just for the record.