Thank you Pittsburgh Pirates.
The Mets may have been stealing your signs Sunday, but you've been stealing the sanity of our dear friend 6th Ward for way too long. What else needs to happen for him to lose hope? Not even a successful start by his beloved Kansas Shitty Royals can steal away his love for his Fuccos. What if Dave Littlefield triumphantly returned to the front office? Doubtful. A relocation to Boston? Nah brah. Zack is in it for the long haul.
Even if Brandon Moss ends the season with an RBI total in the single digits...
Even if Brian Bixler boots three routine grounders a game and kills four fans in the crowd with overthrows...
Even if Tyler Yates issues more free passes than Kennywood this summer...
They'll still have a friend in 6th Ward.
Even if Brandon Moss ends the season with an RBI total in the single digits...
Even if Brian Bixler boots three routine grounders a game and kills four fans in the crowd with overthrows...
Even if Tyler Yates issues more free passes than Kennywood this summer...
They'll still have a friend in 6th Ward.
Does this mean you've officially thrown in the towel then?
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