Everyone is quick to jump on the Pittsburgh Pirates for making bonehead decisions, but let's take this moment to thank the powers that be for not letting the Pirates sign Daniel Cabrera.
...the sun will come out, tomorrow...
The Washington Nationals designated pitcher Daniel Cabrera for assignment tonight. Now, let it be clear that I am not stroking the Buccos for deciding not to sign this guy, because that is not how it went down. We are lucky that the Nationals beat out the Buccos and Mets in the bidding war. 2.6 million for an ERA just under 6 in 40 innings of work, well done Washington,well done.
Speaking of giant pieces of shit...
Eric Gagne signed with the Can-Am independent league Quebec Capitales. Roids, HGH and probably gay sex brought this guy down and I LOVE IT. Even the Brewers thought this guy had absolutely nothing left (bet they wish it was before they gave him 10 million for 1 season of garbage). SEE YOU LATER SUCKER!
in other baseball news...
Could have been Pittsburgh Pirate (see, even I - king superfan can criticize the Buccos) Matt Wieters will make his debut Friday night against Dontrelle Willis and the Tigers. Zaun, later dude. Weiters is nasty, slugging .552 in May, but I still bet that Doumit could drink him under the table.
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