One For The Ages

Game 7 is over, time for all the AIDS infested Washington band wagoners to leave the Verizon Center and go back to their lives of unprotected sex and criminal activities. There was no possible better ending than what happened tonight, a 6-2 shellacking that sent Mr Varlamov to the showers early in the second. Alexander Ovechkin had a goal, but you can give Fleury the assist on that goal. Other than that Ovechkin disappeared for most of the game and almost seemed to quit when the game was 5-1. The AIDS patients in attendance even began to turn on the team booing the biggest queer on the ice Mike Green every time he touched the puck. C'mon Caps fans you cant boo him and only him the team as a whole was terrible. Aside from Ovechkin and Varlamov this team was in over their heads, Ovechkin was outstanding during the previous six games as was Varlamov but it takes a team effort to win when it counts and that is what the 2009 Penguins are. Yes they lost a great talent in Hossa but the guy has no heart, he left because he felt that Detroit was his best chance at a Stanley Cup. With his team on the brink of elimination, I for one hope that the Ducks pull off the upset and send Hossa home to watch the Eastern Conference Finals wishing he wasn't such a dumb fucking idiot. Bill Guerin, Chris Kunitz, Craig Adams, Ruslan Fedotenko, Miroslav Satan were all brought in to replace some key components that had departed from the 2008 team. The knock on Satan was that he wasn't a team player and had no heart. Well Satan was sent to the minors and could of just said you know what fuck it I'm done but he stuck it out, sucked up his pride and played it out in the minors. He was called up after Petr Sykora mailed in his season when the regular season ended and has earned the playing time he has been given. All of these moves have made this a special team, they have a ton of heart, and it seems as though Crosby will not let this team lose on his watch. All in all this was one of the greatest NHL Playoff series I have ever seen and can only hope that the next round is just as nerve wracking.