... but through countless hours of private investigation, Big (or Little) Ben uncovered the real truth behind Kurt Warner...
He is in a baby eating cult with Mike Tyson.
I spotted Kurt at an amusement park gathering large groups of children (who were already too old to eat, but young enough to brainwash) to join his 'ministry'. Some of the children were already pledging allegiance to the cult by getting matching face tattoos.
Why Kurt? Is it because your wife used to look like hogshit? Is that why you went off the deep end? If that is the case, thats fine - I'd hit it now. You and Tyson will burn in hell, with Ray Lewis.
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