22 January, 2009

Make It Happen


I am going to keep this post clean since its my first one EVER. I can see it now Man Ram in a Pirates uniform. Is it too far fetched to think that Neal Huntington wouldn't be able to pull this off? Sign Manny to the deal he wants 2-3 years 45-70 million, the pirates would sell out every night not to mention the tons of merchandise they would sell. Keep him until the Dodgers or some other team realizes they need a big bat trade him for 2 top notch cant miss prospects and a low level talent that has potential to at least contribute in the bigs. Whats the worst that can happen the payroll would still be under 70 million and the fans would finally say hey maybe things are actually turning around. If Pedro Alvarez developes by next year, as he should, put Manny behind him to give him some fat pitches to blast into the Allegheny. I know douche bags like Ron Cook would just crush me if he ever read this, but think outside the box a little fellas. If we can sign pieces of absolute shit like LaRoche to a 1 year 7 million deal we can sign Manny.

4 comments:

  1. this just in...
    the pittsburgh pirates and barry bonds have come to termson a two-year deal. terms were not disclosed.

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  2. I would gladly take a steriod infested 60 year old Bonds than Adam Laroche on a good day.

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  3. This just in...The city of Pittsburgh sells the Pirates to make way for parking lots, this will make it much easier to park and not be forced to walk 3.5 miles to attend real sporting events such as ping pong, shuffle board and checkers. Which would also happen to generate more income for the city, not to mention more entertainment.

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  4. that's a great idea. personally i think most pittsburghers would want to trade the pirates for a second nfl franchise.

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