24 March, 2009

No Way Jose

The Pittsburgh Pirates need as much positive publicity as they can get. This is not positive publicity...

Missing 2-month-old Plant City girl found safe

HILLSBOROUGH COUNTY (Bay News 9) -- A missing 2-month-old girl has been found safe. An Amber Alert was issued for Sandra Cruz-Francisco Monday after she was last seen at the Plant City Health Center on Michigan Avenue in Plant City. She was there with her mother getting a check-up. Police believe the suspect, calling herself Janet, may have posed as an immigration official, convincing the baby's mother to turn over the child as a way to avoid deportation. "Basically, what we were told was there was a conversation," said Plant City Police Capt. Darrell Wilson. "I know there's been some stories out there about immigration but we haven't confirmed what exactly was said. There was some story about immigration and some type of official."This afternoon investigators received an anonymous call saying the woman and baby were on a street corner in Bradenton. When deputies arrived they found 43-year-old Amaila Tabata Pereira waiting for them with the child. They say it's possible she's the one who made the call.

So you read the above article and said to yourself, "What does this have to do with the Pittsburgh Pirates?" Take a look at the name of the accused woman. TABATA. It turns out she is the wife of the Pirates' heralded prospect Jose Tabata. This has to raise some red flags. Jose Tabata is barely twenty years old, and is married to a 43-year old baby snatcher. He's had questions raised about his maturity and has had numerous transgressions in his past. Granted, he's only 20 years old, and we've all made some questionable decisions in our own lives at that age. But this has to be raising some eyebrows in the Buccos' organization. Tabata is being counted on as a large building block for the Pirates' future, but right now this guy has Jose Guillen Jr. written all over him.

4 comments:

  1. Think of it like this. Santonio Holmes got caught smoking pot last year and this year he was Super Bowl MVP. This guy's wife steals a baby this year, so next year he will hit 75 homers and lead OUR Bucs to a World Series where WE will lose to the Red Sox. (Sorry 6th)

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  2. A-Corned-Up is All-Fucked-Up because that is nonsense. More like he will hit 84 homers, but it won't be him leading OUR Buccos to the World Series, it will be Ryan 'I fucked your sister' Doumit.

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  3. to comment further...

    what is wrong with her many identies? i know that i myself have a few that i've used in the past. i make up names a lot on the fly. it's all part of the sale. steve mears, vincent jackson, del shaminsky - they all work. but, she did steal a child, so she isn't let off the hook completely. also, I won't knock Tabata for having a much older wife, I haven't seen her - she could be a cougar primo. then again, she did steal a child.

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  4. a cougar primo who is crazy. sign me up.

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