Identity Crisis

Not to be outshined by the opening of the Stanley Cup playoffs across town, your Pittsburgh Pirates made a deal today, acquiring OF Delwyn Young from the Dodgers for future considerations. Let's start off by clarifying who this guy really is...

This is DELWYN Young, newest member of your Pittsburgh Pirates:

This is DELMON Young, younger brother of Da Meat Hook and bat-thrower extraordinaire.

I've already heard Stan and Guy ("love the show") make this mistake this morning, and I anticipate hearing the same mistake being made over and over again. But anyways, Delwyn should be a decent switch-hitting reserve outfielder, and at 26 is still young enough to possibly fulfill some of the potential seen by the Dodgers.